The Ukelele cannot be held liable whatsoever for any injury, death, change in sexuality, loss of innocence/virginity, or permanent perversion/psychosis.

The Ukelele makes no representations or warranties of any kind about the completeness, accuracy, reliability or suitability of any information provided by the The Ukelele.

Calls may be monitored for quality assurance or training purposes.

Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, neglect, damage from improper use, incorrect line voltage, typos, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, disk failure, accidental file deletions, mud slides, forest fire, or projectiles which can include but are not limited to bullet shots, lasers, marijuana, emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.

Batteries not included.



Ask Ukelele~
go ask me stuff babbu

Ukelele's FAQ
some not-so-frequently asked questions

Avoiding Tension
my fancy artsy-fartsy quality-only blog

#fave
just the best posts ever

#lele arts
some of my art if you wanted to take a look

#lele resources
tutorials, resources and references i've made for you to use

#Monster High
some repaints and rants and headcanons and stuff

#Heath Burns
he gets his own tag because i love the damn guy

#wishlistelele
STUFF I WILL NEVER AFFORD BUT STILL WANT yup it's all dolls btw

#shut up lele
crappy personal/rant tag beware

the tags page
the page with the tags, yeah

pls aks me stuf i'm ronery ok