Q) hey whats ur name

A) hey there! i’m the ukelele but people just call me uke or lele :)

Q) no i mean whats ur real name

A) UKELELE IS MY REAL NAME BITCH DON’T QUESTION THE LELE

Q) do u actually play the ukulele

A) YES

i also play the guitar and the keyboard, and i used to play the saxophone but injury means no more saxophone :<

Q) you kno it’s speld ‘ukulele’ not ‘ukelele’

why did u spel ur username rong

A) BECAUSE I WANT TO (no but really it’s an inside joke that takes too long to explain k) (so yeah it was spelled intentionally)

Q) why u like heeth barns so muckh

A) because his fire butt is perf ok

Q) wat kind of thing you likes

A) i have many interests! i tend to fluctuate between them a lot, but here are a few!

• arts (traditional digital pixel w/e i like it all)
• making stuff (i make pretty much everything srsly)
• ball-jointed dolls
• monster high (fandom, dolls, repaints, all of it yeah)
• my perf-est ho raenef
• sETO KAIBA aaaaaaaaaaa
• butts
• yaoi
• being a mystery

Q) how many aksk you get every day

A) negative two, so send me an ask about anything please

i don’t even care if it says butts

in fact if it contains butts i’ll probably appreciate it even more

Q) am i ur frend

A) evERYONE IS MY BABBU

i do have a preciousest babbus page in progress but it’s super secret so hn

Q) so i herd you wear headscarf bcos u an arab or smthng. tru/fals

A) NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT. yes and i’m still sugoi ok

Q) hey u r good at (x) how do it teach me how to do pls

A) sure! just drop me an ask and i’ll be more than happy to help you to the best of my ability and/or direct you to tutorials. :)

Q) y r u so kawaii

A) I’M NOT KAWAII OK I’M SUGOI AND I’M OFFENDED BY YOUR STATEMENT jk

Q)wat ur berfday and star sign

A) september 12 ;) i’m a virgo, or more specifically…sun virgo, moon aries, ascendant aries (you’d think someone with a moon and ascendant aries would be a little outgoing but i think my virgo completely negates all that and makes me the social outcast i am haha)

Q)u have pic of urself ??show me

A) NO I DO NOT AND I AM TERRIFIED OF CAMERAS AND MIRRORS SO

yeah no i’ve never taken a picture of myself ew

Q)wher u live

A) i live in australia! you’ll see me call it ausfailure a lot (WE STILL DON’T HAVE GHOULS RULE ABBEY DAMMIT) but i do love it ;v; 

Q) why the fuck did you type all these questions in the most incoherent way possible

A) because i’m fabolus like dat ok and i enjoy confusing the shit out of people

Q) no but rly u type like a derp

A) honestly i just type like a derp for fun but i am very much capable of coherent sentences when the need for such a thing arises 

Q) u hav missing quetion from faq, wat do

A) send me an ask and i’ll answer it~~!